21 posts tagged “quotes”
Nintendo4603: f--king sweet
marsofeli: lol
marsofeli: what
Nintendo4603: they confirmed more songs for ghIII
Nintendo4603: through the fire and flames by dragonforce, number of the beast, raining blood
Nintendo4603: some black sabbath and blue oyster cult
marsofeli: more cowbell
Nintendo4603: nope
Nintendo4603: cities of flame
marsofeli: it could use more cowbell
marsofeli: you dont know that
Nintendo4603: and metallica is confirmed!!!!!!111
marsofeli: oh geez
marsofeli: you just came in your pants a little didn't you
Nintendo4603: a bit
This was just too priceless.
Ginger: Marisa? Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure.
Ginger: What does 'academic' mean?
Me: It's like...something pertaining to a field you'd study in school.
Ginger: Oh. But, wait...
Me: What?
Ginger: I don't think that's what it means. Like, one time, this kid at my school got sick, and then a bunch of other kids got sick because of him, and they called it an 'academic'.
Me: Ginger...are you joking?
Ginger: No, why?
Me: I love you.
Ginger: WHAT?!
Me: ...that's an epidemic. An epidemic is when a lot of people get sick, academic is related to school.
Ginger: Oh.
[censored]: oh wow
[censored]: nitrates are carcinogenic
[censored]: unless your mom buys "Organic Bacon"
marsofeli: wha?
marsofeli: YOUR Mom buys organic bacon.
[censored]: bacon will kill you
marsofeli: ...
marsofeli: Not if I eat it first...
Earlier today, while playing the iLike Music Challenge on Facebook:
Jon: Did you hear? Stevie Wonder died.
Me: WHAT?
Jon: Yeah.
Me: ...
Jon: He never saw it coming.
Me: ..........just shut up.
Nintendo4603: well after the movie, we'll be going out to eat
Nintendo4603: shit
marsofeli: Oh, we better not eat crap
marsofeli: I'd hit you
marsofeli: a lot
N0rgan: and if you're worried about social interaction maturity
marsofeli: which I am
marsofeli: I am more awkward than the double hawk
Nintendo4603: zora is also the name of the aquatic species in hyrule
marsofeli: There are so many things wrong with that message.
marsofeli: Both in structure, and in content.
Nintendo4603: what
Nintendo4603: it wasn't that bad structurally, was it
marsofeli: I wonder
marsofeli: How wrong is it that I want to know what a dog-cat hybrid would look like?
Nintendo4603: ...and now for something completely different
Nintendo4603: boobles!
marsofeli: guitar hero needs to be called what it really is
marsofeli: guitar loser
marsofeli: For guys not cool enough to learn to play guitar for real
Nintendo4603: :'(
Nintendo4603: i'm cool...